what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? since toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, if you strapped the un-butter-side of toast to the back of a cat, will they just spin about two inches above the ground forever? why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? why are circular pizza boxes squares? why is chicken the only animal we eat before it's alive and after it's dead? why does sunlight make our skin darker but our hair lighter? have you ever actually seen a chicken cross a road? if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill them self, is it considered a hostage situation? is there another word for synonym? what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? if you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? is the alphabet only in that order because of the song? if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? why do they call it an 'asteroid' when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a 'hemorrhoid' when it's inside your ass? why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand? if webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find all the words? why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
important questions.
-caitlin
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